Waiting for a bonus pay
:: What those words on your yearly performance appraisal really means
1. Outgoing personality - Always going out of the office.
2. Great presentation skills - Able to bullshit.
3.Good communication skills - Spends a lot of time on the phone
4. Work is first priority - Too ugly to get a date.
5. Active socially - Drinks and clubs a lot.
6. Independent worker - Nobody knows what he/she does
7. Quick thinking - Full of excuses.
8. Careful thinking - Won't make a decision.
9. Uses logic on difficult tasks - Gets someone else to do it.
10. Expresses themselves well - Speaks English.
11. Has leadership qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice.
12. Exceptionally good judgement - Lucky.
13. Keen sense of humour - Knows a lot of dirty jokes.
14. Career minded - Back stabber.
15. Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else.
16. Relaxed attitude - Sleeps at desks.
